that’s what I call a happy meal
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“Auntie Barbara? It’s Jackie. Jackie. I’m fine. Fine. I’m fine. I have some bad news; Dad is not with us anymore. I said Dad has passed away. He’s passed away! Dad is gone! Dad’s dead! He’s dead! No, DEAD! DAD! He’s fine! He sends his love! Bye! I am not doing that again, you can’t make me!” Roseanne // Season 5, Episode 16 - “Wait Til Your Father Gets Home”I LOSE IT everytime I see this scene in this episode … I can’t even.
(Source: actuallyharleyquinn)